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Blethertoun Braes - More Manky Minging Rhymes in Scots

Blethertoun Braes

Blethertoun Braes - Manky Mingin Rhymes fae a Scottish Toun

Edited by Matthew Fitt and James Robertson
Illustrator Bob Dewar


CATEGORY CHILDRENS
PUB DATE OCT 2004
ISBN 1 84502 023 5
EXTENT 64 pp.
PRICE £7.99
ONLINE PRICE £5.99
FORMAT 250 x 204 mm, PBK
ILLUSTRATION FULL COLOUR



JOE DUGG

In spring Joe Dugg the gairdener

Plants raws and raws o leeks.

At Christmas time he pous them oot

And stuffs them doon his breeks.

Kirsty Grieve

MRS NAE OFFENCE

We cry her Mrs Nae Offence -
That's whit she likes tae say,
Afore sayin somethin awfie,
Then heidin on her way.
"Nae offence, but see yon skirt ye bocht,
It maks ye look gey fat."
"Nae offence, ye're like a standard lamp
When ye wear yir new blue hat."
"Nae offence, but see yir perfume,"
She whitters like a doo,
"It minds me o thae yellae cubes
Ye get in a laddies' loo."
"Nae offence, but see yir hairdo,
Ye must hae been a mug
Tae fork oot twenty quid for that -
Ye look like a Pekingese dug."
It fell upon ma granny
Tae pit her in her place.
Gran skelped her wi a brolly, sayin,
"Nae offence, but shut yir face."

Gregor Steele

Welcome tae Blethertoun Braes - a toun like any other toun in Scotland. It's maybe even a wee bit like your toun or a toun near you. There's a library, a railway station, a supermarket, a video store, a museum, a caf and many other places where the local people come and go. And Blethertoun Braes is hotchin with weird and wonderful characters - vets and dentists, retired colonels and hard-working bricklayers, posh wifies and fish gutters, kirk ministers and check-out lassies, all going about their daily business and sometimes getting themselves in a right fankle as the day wears on. Some of them are young, some auld, some smart, some glaikit, but they're all folk you might think you recognise from your own streets. And then there's a few really weird characters you'll not have met before, like the wee green man that bides in the bottle bank, the warlock waiting to see the doctor, and the bogles and ghaists that come out to play at night in the kirkyaird and the park.

So slip into your baffies and settle down with a book that will take you through a whole day in Blethertoun Braes, a place where the greengrocer bursts into song, the polis has an unusual way of catching bike-thieves, and the fitbaw team is even mair terrible than your team on its worst ever showing.

A follow-up to the highly successful King o the Midden, which was shortlisted for the 2004 Scottish Arts Council Childrens Book of the Year awards, Blethertoun Braes is another book of manky, mingin rhymes in Scots, humorously illustrated in full colour by Bob Dewar.

Contributors include James Robertson, Matthew Fitt, Kirsty Grieve, Sheena Blackhall, Gregor Steele, Angus Glen, Ali Christie, Lydia Robb, Brent Hodgson, James McGonigal and Hamish MacDonald.

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